Merry Christmas, everybody!

Yes, it’s Christmas Day and I haven’t posted for weeks. Sorry. More stuff coming up over the Christmas period as I finally start remembering to write again…

As penance, here is a Youtube video of something funny: Mystery Science Theater 3000’s “Let’s Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas”.

Merciful release

I’ve just picked up the digipak rerelease of the Sisters of Mercy’s First and Last and Always – I’m not a goth, honest, I just like some of the music. Others have commented on the much improved sound quality on the Sisters remasters (all distinguishable by digipak cases and sleeve notes taken from a recent Uncut magazine profile) and I’m going to confirm that: there’s detail on this thing which was just completely inaudible on the previous CD release, and it’s got that proper oppressive tone that the album should really have. Worth £5 from Fopp, definitely, as long as you like that sort of thing.

It’s interesting that this is a Warner/Rhino release with the Merciful Release logo prominent – Andrew Eldritch infamously burned his bridges with Warner in the early 90s at the same time as many other artists were doing the same thing (Prince also with Warner, resulting in that symbol and ‘SLAVE’, George Michael with Sony) by giving them in lieu of his contracted recordings a truly horrendous dance album, and since then the rotating Eldritch+session players Sisters lineup has been touring new material and releasing nothing. So this could possibly be a sign of reconciliation: the detail in this release (including embossed Eldritch lyric sheets and recording studio tape orders obviously from his personal file) indicates that they might be back on speaking terms and so could finally record again. It’s an intriguing possibility, as long as any recording is better than Vision Thing.

RIP Basil Poledouris

Basil Poledouris, composer of many great film scores (especially for Paul Verhoeven) has died of cancer. Ain’t-It-Cool-News and his official messageboard pay tribute. I guess I will too.

The importance of a good film score can never be underestimated – what would Star Wars be without John Williams’ fanfares? The Omen without the Jerry Goldsmith score? Or a Tim Burton movie, Ed Wood excepted, without Danny Elfman? Completely unimaginable (or in the case of The Omen, just wrong).

And Robocop quite possibly would be undeservedly seen as just a bog-standard B-movie if it wasn’t for Basil Poledouris’s brilliantly bombastic and, most importantly, easily recognisable overture; the perfect music for the material, pushing its satirical intent to the fore. It’s a fantastic score, one of many; in this age of identikit wannabe-Hans Zimmers, he will be missed.

History repeating

One of the most famous denigrating myths about a rock star is Phil Collins divorcing his (second) wife “by fax”; it wasn’t exactly the divorce, but it was ugly and it did end up in the Sun.

Interestingly, something similar has now happened, entirely for real: Britney Spears told her husband she was divorcing him by Blackberry. And, this being the modern era, the video’s on YouTube. Don’t you just love watching history in the making?

It’s a wonder how Britney manages to stage-manage this stuff perfectly: just when her husband is promoting his bandwagon-jumping worthless hip-hop album, and just after she’s had a second kid, she dumps him. And, of course, she’s got interest all over the Internet because Federline has always been seen as a hanging coat-tail; now she’s Fed-less, she’s got promotion for her upcoming album, he’s got promotion for his, she gets the kids, he gets paid off, they’re happy. You’ve got to admire the gall.

One wonders what exactly those fundamentalists are on about when they talk about sanctity of heterosexual marriage, though.

Chris de Burgh – the new David Icke!

No, really:

The 57-year-old, who is best known for his hit The Lady in Red, told TV host Gloria Hunniford of his gift.

During an interview on her religious show Heaven and Earth he confided: “I have found myself able to cure people with my hands.

“I met someone in the West Indies who was not able to walk. I put my hands on him and he was able to get up.”

Chris de Burgh? CHRIS DE BURGH?  The man who inflicted “Lady in Red” on us all can apparently cure people, instead of causing everlasting pain as it appears he usually does? Yeah, right.

What’s worse is that he’s actually apparently serious about this – according to a poster on the DVD Forums, he turned up on Aled Jones’s Radio 2 show and claimed he was surrounded by angels that protected him.

The last word on the subject, thankfully, will be provided by Bill Bailey via the medium of Youtube video:

Mercury Music Prize 2006

So, the albums in competition are low-key numbers from Richard Hawley, Thom Yorke and Isobel Campbell (the former of which should win); “popular act we’ve ignored previously” entries from Muse and Scritti Polliti, the Big Name entry from the Arctic Bloody Monkeys, and the “truly godawful, WTF they put it there over a decent album” entry from Hot Chip. And the real should-be winners, Kate Bush and the Pet Shop Boys, aren’t on the list.

SPOILER WARNING: Unfair winner revealed after the break…

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“He’s in a world of his own…”

Been listening to a lot of Soft Cell lately, and if you haven’t heard their Art of Falling Apart and you like synthpop I highly recommend it – ultra-depressing and incisive lyrics matched up with some quite interesting, underproduced, melodic yet somehow off tunes. Good stuff, completely ignored back in 1983. Only €5.99 from a branch of Saturn in Munich, which was cool.

(Germany is very good for finding these obscure 80s albums at decent prices. Shame I can’t get a cheap P.U.L.S.E. DVD for love nor money, though… oh well, only three weeks until I’m back.)

Anyway, I’m off to Dresden for the weekend. See you Monday.