Cameron says something right again

Whatever you think about David Cameron, and I wouldn't vote for him, he is very good at laying into people who deserve it.

The UKIP, of course, still condemn themselves through their weblinks as being a bunch of "good ol' days" types – naive at best, sinister at worst. They link to the British Weights and Measures Association, a bunch of "metric martyr" cranks who do things like vandalise metric road signs, refuse to buy dual-unit scales and so on (despite metrication, in fact, predating Britain joining the EU). They link to various very right-wing organisations. There's the occasional codeword.

UKIP have a long, long history of various nasty people in their party; their standard anti-European xenophobia being just one element of it. A quick Google for "UKIP racist" gives us articles from the BNP's newspaper on the first page complaining about them getting into the market, and a Wikipedia article that links to a good column by Johann Hari.

Googling for "UKIP homophobia", on the other hand, gets you a Sunday Herald article about them allying with the League of Polish Families, who are a bunch of ultra-Catholic anti-Semitic homophobic tossers (especially their truly scary youth wing.) This, incredibly, went ahead. Sadly, Richard Corbett MEP's extensive UKIP-racism/homophobia PDF dossier is no longer available, but it might still be out there somewhere.

Cameron is, surprisingly enough, on the money. Hope he sticks to it.

Unbelievable

There are currently, in most cities, two bookseller chains – Ottakars and Waterstones (the latter owned by HMV.) There are also the supermarkets, who undercut everyone but only sell a Top 40 and Dan Brown, Amazon, who most people use, and local bookshops, who are totally outgunned. By allowing Waterstones to buy Ottakars, most people's choice will reduce to zero; it's Waterstones, Amazon or the supermarkets. New authors won't have a chance.

Yip, you guessed it, the Competition Commission have just approved said merger. Unbelievable.

A part of Scotland in 2006

No, really.

Ferry operator Caledonian MacBrayne has been accused of "wrecking a way of life" by running the Sunday service between North Uist and South Harris.

Sunday trading is still pretty much banned in the Western Isles, except in the more sensible Catholic parts. Sunday flights to Stornoway by BA/Loganair and BMI only started in 2002. Apparently, even watching TV on Sunday is frowned upon by the local Free Church.

Not everyone in the Western Isles is like this: after all, if there wasn't a market for it Caledonian MacBrayne wouldn't be running the bloody ferry and BMI wouldn't be flying a 60-seater plane there. The local fundamentalists have got a stranglehold over the council, however, and will raise a stink if they don't get their way.

Unsurprisingly, the Western Isles have got one of the highest alcoholism rates in Scotland. Can't think why.

[For a laugh, check out this BBC Have Your Say discussion, which like all Have Your Say has "political correctness" complaints and entertainingly bad "if the Muslims did it, would you be complaining?" arguments.]

Fake sheikh a go-go

Could this possibly be the first worthwhile thing George Galloway has ever done? I generally can't stand him, but by busting Mazier Mahmood he's provided an immense public service to every poor sod who's been screwed over by him and the News of the World.

Does it make up for supporting Saddam, being a bit dodgy, keeping some very bad company, or going on Celebrity Big Brother whilst elected as an MP? Not quite, but it's a start.

Aw, diddums

Spotted in today's Observer: B&B law sparks bible backlash.

'We've had a lot of correspondence from Christian B&B operators who don't want to be forced to accept Satanists, Muslims, gays and even unmarried couples as guests,' said a Home Office official. 'Protestants have been writing in saying they shouldn't have to admit Catholics because they have an issue with their religion, Catholics saying they didn't want Jews under their roof and objections from followers of other types of faith.'

I've lived in an area of Scotland with very heavy Rangers/Celtic rivalry, so I am under no illusions about Scotland's sectarian shame; I also know that Jesus, at least how he's portrayed in the New Testament (consorting with prostitutes and Roman tax collectors), wouldn't think the same way.

This whining about "people you don't like" making use of your services really is just childish; it's scary that people providing a public service (B&B rooms) feel they can discriminate how they like for no particular reason. What very much interests me, however, is this section of the article:

The new protection for gays and lesbians is partly inspired by the case of Tom Forrest, the proprietor of the Cromasaig B&B in the Highlands, who, in 2004, refused to let two gay men share a bed in a double room. Forrest has condemned the new regulations as 'atrocious'.

Google can tell you quite a lot about a person. This is his personal website, note horrible design and link to a "petition" against the Equality Bill; this is the website of his B&B, note only slightly less horrible design, a gag about discriminatory single supplements, that they "accept UK based dogs" only, and another petition link coupled with, incredibly, a Martin Luther King quote. This is the story: he refused a gay couple, one of whom works for VSO, even the chance to book a room because "he didn't condone their perversion".

Forrest then, according to quite a good Sunday Herald article, and a gay media monitor:

…church-goer, Tom Forrest used The Observer as a platform to air his views on gays: “At the end of the day, a poof is a poof and I will not have that kind of sexual deviant staying in a double bed in my house. Nobody – not the tourist board, or tourist police as they should be called, or the trash who have been bombarding me with emails all week – will tell me who I can or can’t let into my house”.

As for Stephen’s work with the VSO, Forrest pouted: “I used to contribute to VSO for years. But I’ve stopped because they’re out there fighting against AIDS in the world and it’s mainly his sort of creature who’s spreading it around”.

What an absolutely lovely man; what's scary is that he's not even the worst uninformed homophobe in Scotland. Thankfully, his unfriendly guest house and his shitty web design are in the middle of nowhere; but incredibly he's got over 80 signatures on his petition, the thankfully late John Tyndall of BNP founding infamy wrote an article applauding him (which I'm not linking to), he's still crowing about the equality bill, and VisitScotland fed his martyr complex by kicking him off their website.He's also doing the traditional far-right thing: making up probably phantom gay 'supporters', whilst referring to them using even viler terms in interviews (most recently: "in the same category as paedophiles".) People shouldn't encourage him.

However, there is hope; the Guardian did a look at UK B&Bs around that time and discovered that only one (on Jersey) refused them. It does look like Forrest is, thankfully, in the minority now. There's an irony for you.

About time too

Capita boss quits over Blair loan (BBC News)

Odd that he’s quit now, with surprisingly little media coverage about his indiscretion (of loaning £1m to the Labour Party ‘under cover’, quite possibly to be written off later.)

Especially when there’s so many things he should have quit for –

And that’s just what I can find on a Google search for “capita +failure”. I’m sure Private Eye (which refers to them continually as ‘Crapita’ for this and other failures) has more. They’ve just kept on getting contracts, and no-one knows why… until now, that is.