Good news, everybody!

Years have passed and millions of DVD box sets have been sold, and Futurama has remained cancelled. Family Guy has been revived (and is still very much OK) but us Futurama fans have been left unsatiated.

Until, according to the New York Post and John DiMaggio, now.

A 13-episode series.

Sweet Zombie Jesus! Fox have finally done something right for a change, even if it is just selling the show to Comedy Central. Should at least mean it'll come out on DVD, though.

Goodbye, “Top Of The Pops”, we knew ye too much

It's been a shadow of itself for over ten years now and, finally, the BBC have axed it. About time too, as far as I can see – there's enough music channels showing nonstop crap that there really is no need for any more of it on the national airwaves. Shame that it'll reduce the amount of live music on TV, but since that's from near-zero to nearer-zero it isn't so much of a problem.

TOTP has been destroyed basically because it was the kind of format that the Theakstons and Coxes that dominate the BBC light entertainment department don't understand – they tacked on "interview" segments and added in lame "celebrity" hosts and it really didn't work. In its heyday, it was presented by Radio 1 DJs – at the time, as far from appearing in Heat magazine as you could get, and better for it (you certainly wouldn't get a John Peel-type figure presenting a primetime music show nowadays.) It has been killed by people who think that "celebrity", rather than skill or knowledge or a sense of fun, is the be all and end all for producing a "kids" TV programme.

It's also been killed by the music it's been showing; it's been rather incongrous watching the BBC2 variant of the show and seeing an archive clip of Bowie or whomever strutting their stuff and having that followed up by Yet Another Generic R&B Song (or something much, much worse). It just confuses people; who is such a show for?

If relaunched properly – no Andi Peters producing, no celebrity input, more artists in the studio (if not actually performing live, allow them to perform live), a presenter who actually likes music and has a sense of humour – TOTP could actually have worked. But it was never going to happen, and it's too late now for it – let's put the show out of its misery.

At least we still have 6music, for now; the station that Radio 1 should be, but isn't. And we've got Radio 2's specialist DJs, most of whom are wonderful. Shame about everything else, really…

This blog is experiencing turbulence

I'm testing out each of the themes that I can put all-new custom headers on. This one is not it, so there will be a bit of faffing around with look and feel until I find one I'm happy with. This may well be the look and feel I had at the beginning of the day, so watch out…

Edit: Problem solved. Now using the Contempt theme and a nice new header. Back to blogging about something…

Dear wordpress.com…

Don't suppose you could block the Ukrainian hacked box at [195.225.177.81] that has been putting 20 spam comments a day on my blog for a while? Sure, all the drug-and-links-pages adverts have been going into akismet anyway, but it's obvious there's nothing but bad stuff coming from there and it would probably be worth blitzing.

May I suggest IP banning for the next round of upgrades? Just a thought.

The XBMC experience: Setting up

I've never had a media centre, as such, before modding my Xbox. I've had setups like having my PC connected to my hi-fi with a 10m phono cable, but that was never handy for controlling the thing.

The modded Xbox changes this by the fact that it sits comfortably under my surround amp (connected by a short optical wire) and next to my TV, and is controllable using the Xbox DVD remote control. The DVD remote came with my second hand Xbox when I bought it, and while the Xbox is completely useless as a DVD player when unmodded – at least compared with my multiregion Pioneer – the remote comes into its own once you can use it with XBMC.

XBMC is the Holy Grail of open source software – it's a piece of open source software that actually seems to have been written with people keeping an eye on the user interface, something which many other such projects fail at miserably (GIMP, anyone?). Thus it has an efficient and self-consistent UI by default – the Project Mayhem III skin – which is endlessly customisabe if you really want to do so. It plays back MP3s, DVDs, DivXes and Xvids effortlessly, and with full IMDB, freedb and Allmusic integration. It is, truly, fantastic.

A setup guide follows after the break.

Continue reading “The XBMC experience: Setting up”

Yes, I have changed my theme again!

Emire has been changed to show the titles of my articles in a particularly ugly way, so I've gone to a quite nice one (Connections) for the time being.

Note the wonderful new WordPress.com feature, a CUSTOM HEADER! What do you think?

Who’s the biggest wanker?

  • eBay, for claiming that their real estate auction site is "not binding" when a buyer gets gazumped after putting in a $900,000 winning bid
  • The vendors, for gazumping the seller to sell a house to a backdoor bid
  • The buyer, for being willing to pay $900,000 for a house he's not going to live in because of somewhat dubious historical credentials.

When you realise that the gazumped buyer is Uri Geller, on the other hand – a man for whom the term "fraud" doesn't do enough justice – it becomes fairly easy to determine the answer to the question. Quoth the article:

"As the clock closed on the bidding [on] Sunday, I felt intuitively I got the price," Geller said.

"Suddenly the radio started playing an Elvis song. That was Elvis telling me we got the house."

[BBC News Online, "Elvis's home sold to Uri Geller", 16.05.2006]

What a load of utter bollocks.

Still, even though there's a bit of schadenfreude in seeing Geller get outmanoeuvred with no place to go, it doesn't say much for eBay's buyer protection for you and me, does it? So here's a few lessons we can take from this…

  • Don't buy a house on eBay
  • Don't be Uri Geller

That should do, I think.

Who the hell dug Sham 69 up?

Graham Coxon, apparently. No offense intended, I love Blur and I don't mind his solo albums, but… did we really need this?

It's the Christian O'Connell "People's Anthem", and unfortunately the people have chosen Sham 69 – covering their "Hurry Up Harry" as "Hurry Up England" with tailored Great Escape referencing lyrics. Admittedly, Sham's form of punk was very much tailored to football terraces, so it's actually pretty appropriate. (The main change is the terrace chanting "WE'RE… GONNA WIN THE CUP" instead of, in the original, "WE'RE… GOING DOWN THE PUB"). It's hopefully going to be a bigger hit than Embrace because, unlike the Embrace single, it's got a tune, albeit a very simplistic one.

But, like all football singles, we didn't need it – there are going to be ten different WC singles this year and all are either forgettable (good), Embrace (bad), or Chas and Dave (very very ugly). Is it really the time for yet another, even if it's slightly more, well, legitimate (and a lot less musical)? Besides, in a tournament with Brazil in it England haven't a chance in hell, so why delude ourselves?

At least the cash is going to the Teenage Cancer Trust, so it's not as objectionable as the Embrace single for that reason alone. Also, there is one amusing moment in the lyrics, where time has already overtaken the single:

We've got Gerrard, Lampard and Wayne Rooney!

Oops.

I like Derren Brown more already

He's managed to piss off Derek Acorah (fake psychic wanker on LivingTV's unaccountably popular Most Haunted) by apparently saying the following…

If I die, I'd like to haunt Derek – I hate everything he stands for.

[Admittedly according to the Sun, via the Guardian media diary.]

Me too, Derren, me too.