Unbelievable

There are currently, in most cities, two bookseller chains – Ottakars and Waterstones (the latter owned by HMV.) There are also the supermarkets, who undercut everyone but only sell a Top 40 and Dan Brown, Amazon, who most people use, and local bookshops, who are totally outgunned. By allowing Waterstones to buy Ottakars, most people's choice will reduce to zero; it's Waterstones, Amazon or the supermarkets. New authors won't have a chance.

Yip, you guessed it, the Competition Commission have just approved said merger. Unbelievable.

Iron Sudoku: sudoku Web 2.0 style

This is a rather brilliant idea: Iron Sudoku, which is basically a Web 2.0 version of one of the innumerable sudoku websites out there. As you beat each puzzle, you gain points on your account; there is collaborative chatting and a friends system. The grid itself is Javascript, and works *very* well in Firefox. If you like sudoku, I'd highly recommend it.

As for myself, if the owner can make a kakuro version I'd *definitely* be sold…

A part of Scotland in 2006

No, really.

Ferry operator Caledonian MacBrayne has been accused of "wrecking a way of life" by running the Sunday service between North Uist and South Harris.

Sunday trading is still pretty much banned in the Western Isles, except in the more sensible Catholic parts. Sunday flights to Stornoway by BA/Loganair and BMI only started in 2002. Apparently, even watching TV on Sunday is frowned upon by the local Free Church.

Not everyone in the Western Isles is like this: after all, if there wasn't a market for it Caledonian MacBrayne wouldn't be running the bloody ferry and BMI wouldn't be flying a 60-seater plane there. The local fundamentalists have got a stranglehold over the council, however, and will raise a stink if they don't get their way.

Unsurprisingly, the Western Isles have got one of the highest alcoholism rates in Scotland. Can't think why.

[For a laugh, check out this BBC Have Your Say discussion, which like all Have Your Say has "political correctness" complaints and entertainingly bad "if the Muslims did it, would you be complaining?" arguments.]

Fake sheikh a go-go

Could this possibly be the first worthwhile thing George Galloway has ever done? I generally can't stand him, but by busting Mazier Mahmood he's provided an immense public service to every poor sod who's been screwed over by him and the News of the World.

Does it make up for supporting Saddam, being a bit dodgy, keeping some very bad company, or going on Celebrity Big Brother whilst elected as an MP? Not quite, but it's a start.

Embrace picked for England World Cup song

So once again, barring either hell freezing over or the second coming of Jesus, the only decent official England football song will remain World in Motion – which was an accident anyway.

No surprises there, but they could at least have picked someone like the Kaiser Chiefs who would hopefully have produced something fun. Even the awful pun ("World At Your Feet") suggests it's going to be a toecurler, but we can only live in hope that one of the unofficial singles is bearable. Especially since England, as usual, will probably survive to the quarter finals and then get knocked out on penalties, meaning for prolonged exposure to the song.

But then, football in Britain is wrong, and has been for a long time – concerned only about itself and not about the people that blindly fund it. And when they look at things pop-cultural, it invariably gets it wrong – and how (backing something completely unmemorable against Three Lions in 1996, just as the most obvious example.) There are many more important things to complain about in British football – like how our ticket prices are a lot higher than continental Europe's – but this is just the most obvious example. Oh, New Order, where art thou?

Aw, diddums

Spotted in today's Observer: B&B law sparks bible backlash.

'We've had a lot of correspondence from Christian B&B operators who don't want to be forced to accept Satanists, Muslims, gays and even unmarried couples as guests,' said a Home Office official. 'Protestants have been writing in saying they shouldn't have to admit Catholics because they have an issue with their religion, Catholics saying they didn't want Jews under their roof and objections from followers of other types of faith.'

I've lived in an area of Scotland with very heavy Rangers/Celtic rivalry, so I am under no illusions about Scotland's sectarian shame; I also know that Jesus, at least how he's portrayed in the New Testament (consorting with prostitutes and Roman tax collectors), wouldn't think the same way.

This whining about "people you don't like" making use of your services really is just childish; it's scary that people providing a public service (B&B rooms) feel they can discriminate how they like for no particular reason. What very much interests me, however, is this section of the article:

The new protection for gays and lesbians is partly inspired by the case of Tom Forrest, the proprietor of the Cromasaig B&B in the Highlands, who, in 2004, refused to let two gay men share a bed in a double room. Forrest has condemned the new regulations as 'atrocious'.

Google can tell you quite a lot about a person. This is his personal website, note horrible design and link to a "petition" against the Equality Bill; this is the website of his B&B, note only slightly less horrible design, a gag about discriminatory single supplements, that they "accept UK based dogs" only, and another petition link coupled with, incredibly, a Martin Luther King quote. This is the story: he refused a gay couple, one of whom works for VSO, even the chance to book a room because "he didn't condone their perversion".

Forrest then, according to quite a good Sunday Herald article, and a gay media monitor:

…church-goer, Tom Forrest used The Observer as a platform to air his views on gays: “At the end of the day, a poof is a poof and I will not have that kind of sexual deviant staying in a double bed in my house. Nobody – not the tourist board, or tourist police as they should be called, or the trash who have been bombarding me with emails all week – will tell me who I can or can’t let into my house”.

As for Stephen’s work with the VSO, Forrest pouted: “I used to contribute to VSO for years. But I’ve stopped because they’re out there fighting against AIDS in the world and it’s mainly his sort of creature who’s spreading it around”.

What an absolutely lovely man; what's scary is that he's not even the worst uninformed homophobe in Scotland. Thankfully, his unfriendly guest house and his shitty web design are in the middle of nowhere; but incredibly he's got over 80 signatures on his petition, the thankfully late John Tyndall of BNP founding infamy wrote an article applauding him (which I'm not linking to), he's still crowing about the equality bill, and VisitScotland fed his martyr complex by kicking him off their website.He's also doing the traditional far-right thing: making up probably phantom gay 'supporters', whilst referring to them using even viler terms in interviews (most recently: "in the same category as paedophiles".) People shouldn't encourage him.

However, there is hope; the Guardian did a look at UK B&Bs around that time and discovered that only one (on Jersey) refused them. It does look like Forrest is, thankfully, in the minority now. There's an irony for you.

About time too

Capita boss quits over Blair loan (BBC News)

Odd that he’s quit now, with surprisingly little media coverage about his indiscretion (of loaning £1m to the Labour Party ‘under cover’, quite possibly to be written off later.)

Especially when there’s so many things he should have quit for –

And that’s just what I can find on a Google search for “capita +failure”. I’m sure Private Eye (which refers to them continually as ‘Crapita’ for this and other failures) has more. They’ve just kept on getting contracts, and no-one knows why… until now, that is.

The problem with the WordPress theme changer

…is that it changes live rather than giving you a preview. Grr. I’ve just gone through eight themes and find out big disadvantages in each of them…

In any case, I’ve settled on andreas09 for now: it at least uses up your entire browser window, as opposed to the last one I was using (I don’t mind a little whitespace, but I have a 1280×1024 screen and too much whitespace is seriously irritating.) This one should hopefully be a bit more permanent.

Movie Catch-Up #2: “V For Vendetta”

V for Vendetta is splitting audiences right down the middle. Alan Moore took his name off after reading the script. David Lloyd, on the other hand, quite likes it. Peter Bradshaw in the Guardian gave it a thorough hammering, Philip French in the Observer felt it was clever, handsome but “pompous”, but most of the participants at Harry Knowles’s film festival (where it was first shown) unreservedly loved it.

I’m with Philip French, and in this review I aim to explain why. Major spoilers after the break for those who haven’t read the comic or seen the movie; necessary, unfortunately, for a discussion on where the movie both succeeds and fails. Continue reading “Movie Catch-Up #2: “V For Vendetta””

New theme

I think this one is preferable to the previous one, to be honest – it may be very simple, but it works, and it’s not as cluttered as the other one. Enjoy.