At least it’s for charity

But I suspect whoever it was that came up with this thing will almost certainly get "FIRED!" soon enough.

I mean, who actually needs a talking head of Alan Sugar that'll point its finger at you every once in a while? It's like an even more annoying Billy Bass (link very NSFW.) And the Amstrad page says they're trying to contact Matt Lucas…

But while we're at it, thank you all for beating my hits record – I've made 50 hits today. Hopefully, I'll be able to write more, but in the meantime, enjoy the links.

(Piece considering That'll Teach 'Em S3 coming up – my piece on the 2004 season has now been retrieved and placed in articles.)