I like Derren Brown more already

He's managed to piss off Derek Acorah (fake psychic wanker on LivingTV's unaccountably popular Most Haunted) by apparently saying the following…

If I die, I'd like to haunt Derek – I hate everything he stands for.

[Admittedly according to the Sun, via the Guardian media diary.]

Me too, Derren, me too.

Beyond obscenity

Fundamentalists! Worried about the 'blasphemy' of The Da Vinci Code? Wondering how best to beat up people who go and see Jerry Springer: The Opera? Now, how about putting your moronic talents towards something that actually deserves it?

Living TV, unfortunately popular home of various crappy psychic series, "woman centred" sexploitation programming (e.g. the appalling Extreme Makeover) and CSI repeats, is putting on another crappy psychic series in which various psychics attempt to "solve" famous murder cases by, get this, summoning the murder victims on air.

Yes. Really. Dear God. 

Now, it might just be me, but isn't that just the most tasteless thing you've ever heard of? It's exploitative, it's useless and it's just bloody wrong. I've seen Visitor Q and thought it was a decent satire, but this is just beyond the pale; what's worse is that there's more than enough viewers for this junk. Ugh.

My first blog spam!

On my oldest post to make sure I didn't see it; obvious spam sign.

Aw, such a shame it got caught in moderation (automatic moderation for first posters is on). But it's a rite of passage that all of us have to go through at some point, and I feel proud to be worthy of spammer slime.

Spam follows:

Have you ever been to 'you tube'? they let you host videos there and you can hotlink them on your blogs. it's really cool and you don't have to bandwidth on the videos, cause its free.

I have a policy of naming and shaming blog spammers, so…

  • Spammer is at [66.207.210.226], owned by Beanfield Technologies
  • Attempts to joejob YouTube, the popular video sharing website; links to scumbag's YouTube profile, user name "newsmaniac", who appears to be related to the website nakednews.com. Scumbag registered only five hours ago; suspicious or what?
  • Email address is supposedly "newsyoutube@yahoo.com". Yeah right.

Since when did a naked news website need spamming? Even through a two-level scheme of user's URL to YouTube profile to pornsite? Oh, the world we live in.

I have crystallised my rule set into a simple comments policy, which can basically be summarised in one line: if you're not a spammer and you're not out to cause trouble, welcome.

Fake sheikh a go-go

Could this possibly be the first worthwhile thing George Galloway has ever done? I generally can't stand him, but by busting Mazier Mahmood he's provided an immense public service to every poor sod who's been screwed over by him and the News of the World.

Does it make up for supporting Saddam, being a bit dodgy, keeping some very bad company, or going on Celebrity Big Brother whilst elected as an MP? Not quite, but it's a start.

Aw, diddums

Spotted in today's Observer: B&B law sparks bible backlash.

'We've had a lot of correspondence from Christian B&B operators who don't want to be forced to accept Satanists, Muslims, gays and even unmarried couples as guests,' said a Home Office official. 'Protestants have been writing in saying they shouldn't have to admit Catholics because they have an issue with their religion, Catholics saying they didn't want Jews under their roof and objections from followers of other types of faith.'

I've lived in an area of Scotland with very heavy Rangers/Celtic rivalry, so I am under no illusions about Scotland's sectarian shame; I also know that Jesus, at least how he's portrayed in the New Testament (consorting with prostitutes and Roman tax collectors), wouldn't think the same way.

This whining about "people you don't like" making use of your services really is just childish; it's scary that people providing a public service (B&B rooms) feel they can discriminate how they like for no particular reason. What very much interests me, however, is this section of the article:

The new protection for gays and lesbians is partly inspired by the case of Tom Forrest, the proprietor of the Cromasaig B&B in the Highlands, who, in 2004, refused to let two gay men share a bed in a double room. Forrest has condemned the new regulations as 'atrocious'.

Google can tell you quite a lot about a person. This is his personal website, note horrible design and link to a "petition" against the Equality Bill; this is the website of his B&B, note only slightly less horrible design, a gag about discriminatory single supplements, that they "accept UK based dogs" only, and another petition link coupled with, incredibly, a Martin Luther King quote. This is the story: he refused a gay couple, one of whom works for VSO, even the chance to book a room because "he didn't condone their perversion".

Forrest then, according to quite a good Sunday Herald article, and a gay media monitor:

…church-goer, Tom Forrest used The Observer as a platform to air his views on gays: “At the end of the day, a poof is a poof and I will not have that kind of sexual deviant staying in a double bed in my house. Nobody – not the tourist board, or tourist police as they should be called, or the trash who have been bombarding me with emails all week – will tell me who I can or can’t let into my house”.

As for Stephen’s work with the VSO, Forrest pouted: “I used to contribute to VSO for years. But I’ve stopped because they’re out there fighting against AIDS in the world and it’s mainly his sort of creature who’s spreading it around”.

What an absolutely lovely man; what's scary is that he's not even the worst uninformed homophobe in Scotland. Thankfully, his unfriendly guest house and his shitty web design are in the middle of nowhere; but incredibly he's got over 80 signatures on his petition, the thankfully late John Tyndall of BNP founding infamy wrote an article applauding him (which I'm not linking to), he's still crowing about the equality bill, and VisitScotland fed his martyr complex by kicking him off their website.He's also doing the traditional far-right thing: making up probably phantom gay 'supporters', whilst referring to them using even viler terms in interviews (most recently: "in the same category as paedophiles".) People shouldn't encourage him.

However, there is hope; the Guardian did a look at UK B&Bs around that time and discovered that only one (on Jersey) refused them. It does look like Forrest is, thankfully, in the minority now. There's an irony for you.

About time too

Capita boss quits over Blair loan (BBC News)

Odd that he’s quit now, with surprisingly little media coverage about his indiscretion (of loaning £1m to the Labour Party ‘under cover’, quite possibly to be written off later.)

Especially when there’s so many things he should have quit for –

And that’s just what I can find on a Google search for “capita +failure”. I’m sure Private Eye (which refers to them continually as ‘Crapita’ for this and other failures) has more. They’ve just kept on getting contracts, and no-one knows why… until now, that is.